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Inucune@lemmy.world
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You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

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lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world
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Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

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44razorsedge@lemmy.world
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Switch the vacuum from “SUCK” to “BLOW”. Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

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RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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Broomstick.

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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.

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