Her Majesty’s Penitentiary inmate Devon Fitzpatrick says early one morning in mid-May he woke up and felt something moving in the crotch of his pants. When he reached in, he discovered a rat had given birth there.
There are royal prisons? Even with the head of state I would have thought they would drop the “her majesty’s” from stuff like jail/prison.
Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…
(‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)