Oh no, yellow M&M, you were my only hope!

Sending this to my husband. Thanks

Gonna start using this line on any scammers that text me

Wow this is a certified Spec Ops The Line moment

I would assume my knees would buckle from the inexorable march of time, and natural aging and deterioration.

M&Ms may speed that process, but only slightly. The peanut-butter ones are worth it.