20 points

Careful, the floor’s a bit slippery

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8 points

I like to just slide in, get what I need, then slip on out. Sometimes I’ll even use the back door.

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5 points

Just be sure to get the proprietor’s permission first.

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5 points

If the owner doesn’t enthusiastically want me there then I’m happy to slide in somewhere I’m welcome. I’ll never force my way in (unless they’re into that sort of thing).

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2 points

Always using the back door, that’s the fun door 🚪

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15 points

This has ‘murder market’ written all over it. And they sell flowers for your funeral.

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10 points

There used to be (or maybe still is) a small chain of markets in New York called “Key Food”. The one near me closed down and was bought by a third party. To save money they just removed the “e” from the sign and renamed it “Ky Food”.

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6 points

All I can think of is “Miku dayooo~”

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6 points

This has psychological horror written all over it.

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