Remember, remember the fifth… what?
(mumble mumble)
But it throws the whole thing off, there’s no rhyming!
(mumble mumble)
Oh come on, they can’t be that dense!

Remember, remember november the fifth… no, it doesn’t work at all!
(mumble)
From the colonies? Oh, right.

Hey fbi

Well if there’s no consequences, he’s gonna do it again. Every parent to a toddler knows this.

Oh shit I haven’t seen one of her posts in a while. She’s fucking hilarious

Yeah that will serve them for jacking up those tea prices!