20 points

The sunk cost fallacy of wizardry. Come on man, just one more incantation, just one more and you’ll be immortal! It’s always just one more incantation!

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A smart wizard would just say that they can grant immortality, but it doesn’t last forever so they need to buy a new immortality potion every year.

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What do you do when the king dies?

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“potion must’ve wore off.”

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3 points

Alberta: just one more oil boom - we promise not to piss this one away, lord

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A wise king would know the wizard would just make off with the Elixir Vitae as soon as it was discovered.

Meanwhile we have autocrats telling their engineers to design them a computer intelligence that can manage an unstoppable army of swarming killer drones.

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6 points

let’s try with a bit more mercury and arsenic this time

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6 points

We love casting spells with the kingdoms money!

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