9 points
We don’t get to order off a secret menu in the polling booth. It’s just Value Menu or Shit Sandwich.
2 points
3 points
We have to accept false dichotomies because the only alternative is cannibalism.
3 points
Not funny
Didn’t laugh
16 points
Yeah, but you don’t have more than two options for president of the united states. You have the one supporting unions and the weird racist loony hater one. Anyone suggesting something else might happen this year is lying to you.
6 points
I don’t think big corporations really believe in proletarian revolution happening so probably not that worried about it tbh