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Look, some of us old farts started on Linux back before nano was included by default, and your options for text editing on the command line were either:

  1. vi/vim, a perfectly competent text editor with arcane and unintuitive key combos for commands
  2. emacs, a ludicrously overcomplicated kitchen-sink program that had reasonable text-editing functionality wedged in between the universal woodchuck remote control and the birdcall translation system

Given those options, most of us chose to learn how to key-chord our way around vim, and old habits die hard.

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> my wife

> vim user

fake

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:q!

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I’m sorry, you need to :s/replace/her/ as soon as possible.

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make several limes with the number 0
visual mode mark them and do g ctrl a

gets 'em every time!

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