16 points

I have a little wheel that I spin every morning

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I’m whatever you need me to be to achieve orgasm.

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1 point

Friend?

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6 points

A kind and caring lover? 🥺

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5 points

Hot

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12 points

Careful, you might turn into a couch when you least expect it

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44 points
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I like the idea of pirating my gender. Sounds like I pilfered someone’s penis. Which is just an objectively fun sentence to say.

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No, you misunderstand how pirating works.

You find yourself someone with a working set of genitalia that may or may not have been slightly tampered with, you click and in an unspecified amount of time you have those genitalia working on your system (may require some fiddling with the settings).

After all this you can redistribute your genitalia to whoever requests this for as long as you are willing to provide them, or even stop your own distribution without losing acces to operate it and fiddle with it at will.

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2 points

so it’s dick cloning 👍

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1 point

not per the poor person whose peen was pilfered

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47 points
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Uninstalled (it was bloat)

Ah, so that’s why so many Linux users are nonbinary.

I myself am running stock options.

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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as nonbinary, is in fact, UNG/nonbinary, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, UNG plus nonbinary. Nonbinary is not an operating gender unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning UNG system made useful by the UNG corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full gender as defined by POSIX.

*UNG -> UNG’s Not (a) Gender

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60 points

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