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And does it have to be my femur?

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Nope! It’s doesn’t even have to be human.

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brb i have a haul to take from my nearest butcher shop

the bone fairy will be pleased and my bedsheets will smell of rotting flesh

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Win win!

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Cash, cash, cash for your bones! Too many bones? Not enough cash? Call Cash Bone! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain tiny ear bones. The leg bone’s connected to the Cash Bone!

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My brother once slept in with his head under his pillow. He got much for his skull but at what cost…

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Now we call him totally headless nick

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Mom got angry when I kept putting chicken bones under my pillow each night. “Don’t incur the wrath of the bone fairy!” she warned!

Anyway, I’m a fae touched warlock now so who’s laughing now, Ma.

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Anyway, I’m a fae touched warlock now so who’s laughing now, Ma.

In my experience, the answer to this is nearly always “everyone involved in the situation, except for you.”

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I’m sure there’s easier ways to pick up Eldritch blast.

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Hostile bone fairy? You mean the Moopsy

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