71 points
Keeper
40 points
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8 points
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That girl looks suspiciously young… And she’s watching subway surfers… Oh… oh no
23 points
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22 points
I hear they make gunpla wedding rings.
21 points
To paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy:
‘After sex, women behave much differently than men. After sex, my wife will go outside and repave the driveway. After sex, you might as well put crime scene tape up around me. Cause I ain’t going anywhere.’
13 points
Goals
