49 points

Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.

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46 points

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Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.

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29 points

I don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs

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22 points

If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.

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15 points

That’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.

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17 points

My name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

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36 points

Canonically this is how Toei’s 2022 ransomware attack happened.

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9 points

ootl, what?

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https://animehunch.com/toei-animation-reveals-investigation-results-after-website-hack/

Studio that made the 90s version. They got hacked in 2022 and Usagi would be roughly the right age to be an executive there.

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2 points

And Stuxnet and god knows how many other hacks

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23 points

Usagi Tsukino, preparing to spread the Conficker virus onto the internet in 2008, colorized.

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Ah, the 3 1/2" floppy disks, memories come flooding back. The kerlunk as it goes in, the ffft as the metal protector slides away and the ft ft ft fd, ft ft ft fd as it read the data.

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