The researchers found that 24 of the brain samples, which were collected in early 2024, measured on average about 0.5 percent plastic by weight.

How the fuck does it get into bone marrow of all places?

Also I was told that when we started to add artificial stuff to ourselves it would be things like cool robot arms and brain computers to let me hallucinate online, not that I’d be half plastic slushie

When cremation becomes bad for the environment, just recycle me into a soap dish