Did aliens settle in Kentucky? I missed that story.

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“did aliens settle in Kentucky?” This would explain a lot.

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Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.

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Especially in the “dry” counties

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If you have to ask this, you’ve never been to Kentucky

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I’ve been, but everyone looked essentially hominid to me. Maybe on the weird end of the hominid scale, but…

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This is true, but Patrick from sponge Bob looked vaguely hominid too, and likely is smarter than most humans in Kentucky (see what I did there Donald? Patrick is smarter than you, and we both know it).

Donald is one of my cousins from Kentucky that is absolutely hominid looking, but is so far from being human that even aliens can’t imitate him successfully. We’re reasonably certain that he is some kind of hybrid life form based on a rock and a mange ridden monkey. There is some debate as to him having a ricke for a brain, or if his head is just empty, but it’s certain that he smells like a monkey.

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Clermont known for Jim Bean and…a human settlement apparently.

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I was trying to figure out where it was because I heard about this place, which sounded pretty cool, especially the art stuff. But it’s kind of far for me for a day trip (over 3.5 hours), so I probably won’t be going any time soon.

https://bernheim.org/

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I used to live about an hour away, bernheim is actually one of the nicer forests that I’ve hiked around they have lots of beautiful trails and wooded areas

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I want to go, but we would have to find someone to take care of our dogs since it wouldn’t be a day trip, so it will require some planning.

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