180 points

*folds world map in half
*sticks pencil through

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65 points

I honestly believe that sometimes, my genius, it generates gravity.

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28 points

You youngsters with your Einstein Rosen-bridges! Always in too much of a hurry to take the scenic route!

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10 points

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

-The Third Doctor, Doctor Who

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7 points

HYPERSPACE

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2 points

Reminds me of the movie Event Horizon.

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1 point

And like 5 million other movies

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167 points

Low IQ: it’s not a straight line

Medium IQ: it’s a geodesic on a sphere, so it is a straight line

High IQ: it’s not a straight line

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89 points
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He’s right, you know.

About the line?

About everything, damn it!

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24 points

It’s a straight line through non-euclidean space

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15 points

unfortunately in reality it is a curved line on a sphere

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It can get a few percent longer if sailing between Madagascar and the rest of Africa but Pakistan-Russia does not have the same ring to it, I guess.


Edit: source (German), they also show the longest land route (across Eurasia of course)

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22 points

That’s not a straight line, although it is possible to follow without changing direction😊

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81 points

I KNOW IT’S BASICALLY A CIRCLE IN 3D SPACE. There is an exact amount of pedantry at play here, and you’re going over.

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7 points

Would you say that they… crossed the line?!?! 😏😏😏

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6 points

In our space time frame of reference, we never change direction, we travel in a straight line. It’s a straight line.

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19 points

But following the surface of a sphere causes you to constantly change direction

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1 point

Correct! Technically :P

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1 point

Would straight plane be as understandable?

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4 points

Dude that’s awesome. How did you make these images??

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5 points

I didn’t, it’s from a spiegel.de article

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103 points

Ridiculous. This line is clearly gay.

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44 points

This is bi erasure.

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23 points

Not even 10 am and I’m being erased.

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9 points

Never thought I’d get to use “bisectional” outside of JD Vance jokes

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10 points

It’s bi sectional.

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8 points

This whole map is woke.

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57 points

Today on the internet: Fun with spherical geometry.

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