With those other rules in place no self-respecting Penguin would set foot in that place anyway
Damn right, I wanna kick back with Opus and Bill the cat!
Profanity? Naturally. Booze? Of course. Nudity? Nobody’s dressing Opus. (And hookers, with Bill)
TheSign lists all the mandatory elements for a righteous evening, Bill’s way: breaking all the rules
Ah, reverse psychology.
Cigars all around!
Funny story actually… you know that Robbie Williams song Me And My Monkey? Well, all that, but switch the monkey with a penguin.
No, a monkey.
And not actually, no, the lyrics have an entirely different meaning. The monkey in the song is him under the influence of drugs.
Seems like your average penguin is covered under the “no nudity” policy. But I like the idea that a penguin walked in with shorts and a tshirt on and they were like, dammit, take down the sign, we need to add one more.
“I don’t care if his name is Tux – get him out of here!”
