41 points

On Windows I really only do this to get the popup that lets me force close the app

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Real story.

I was in my late teens. My parents were dragging me to a tiny, kinda culty church every fuckin’ weekend. Didn’t really have much choice. (Hell, I hadn’t even told anyone yet that I thought Christianity was 100% bullshit.)

I had a reputation for knowing my stuff about computers. (Because normies – particularly boomer normies like Pastor Dipshit – don’t know the difference between programmers and PC support.)

So, one Sunday after the service, Pastor Dipshit asks me to look at his computer. His Outlook was giving an error dialog. Something about not being able to find an email on disk. Clicking the “ok” button just resulted immediately in another dialog, and while the error dialog was present you couldn’t interact with the main window, so this rendered Outlook unusable.

Turns out he’d gone and deleted a bunch of files from the filesystem. Like by navigating from “My Computer” down to the directory where Outlook stored its files. Rather than deleting emails through the Outlook GUI the way one is meant to.

So, I mused “hmm, I wonder if it’s just giving one error message per email that was affected.” I could see in the window behind the error dialog that the total count of emails in his inbox was only a couple hundred or something.

So I commenced to clicking as rapidly as I could. Probably about a minute of clicking later, no more error dialogs and Outlook was usable again.

And everyone marveled at my “genius.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t learn his lesson and continued to delete random files from the filesystem, but he kindof lost what was left of his connection to consensus reality and scared even my culty family away and we quit attending that church not terribly long after that, so I couldn’t say for sure.

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12 points

I wish I lived in this world…

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36 points

You know, 95% of people stop clicking just a few clicks from the solution…

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5 points

Being frustrated and taking your frustration out like this is far more prevalent even outside our species. Primates do it, canines also.

There smth about the way our brain work (across species) that doing these actions soothes us. There is same logic behind cursing, it relieves us in a strange way. Maybe thats why AI don’t get frustrated like this

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5 points

wasn’t there a Microsoft error with a frozen screen that could be resolved by moving the mouse continuously?

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7 points

There were several instances where you could bypass a locked screen that way!

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