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never thought I’d almost die from diabetes from a green text

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her own boyfriend audiobook library

mfw I’m a sighted straight man and will never have my own boyfriend audiobook library

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What about second brofriends?

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I don’t think he knows about those

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I love me some lotr memes and upvote them without fail. I picture this one with Legolas / Gimli and the “aye I could do that” bit though

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“BRO-TAY-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.”

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77 points

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Theoden clearly more skilled

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Straight guys can have boyfriends. It’s a bit torturous on the labels IMHO, but I don’t get to decide how people prefer to label themselves.

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Women are comfortable saying “hey girlfriend!”, we should be comfortable in saying “hey boyfriend!” 🫂

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5 points

You know, in some countries boyfriends hold hands in the public.

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5 points

Bromestic Partnership with the homies

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Sassy that voice and “hey boyfriend!” sounds perfectly comfortable

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39 points

Where’s the plot twist?!

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He is seeing more then one in the blind group, but non of the others in the group see it happen.

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Could you pull this off with a voice changer? Maybe your smell would give you away? Idk I know nothing about being blind lol

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Then imagine a few months in, and they are both so excited to show off to each other their very own boyfriend audiobooks ….

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It’s pretty dark and they never saw it coming.

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7 points

This is the wrong community for a twist.

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9 points

“Everybody walk the dinosaur” was cropped out.

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3 points

Keep reading, it will blindside you

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9 points

Damn them, dastardly disseminating love and happiness

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There are dozens of us!

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And then he woke up

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That’s very wholesome 🙂

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I dare say that this is the most wholesome green text story I’ve seen so far.

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