12 points
5 points
7 points
Ok, but what was the crime?
12 points
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6 points
Jokes on everyone, out of control Tesla accidentally stops robbery.
5 points
Plot twist, the driver never saw the knife or noticed the robbery, and was just frustrated that the road was blocked
5 points
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Can you imagine trying to rob someone and fumble fucking around for your weapon? LOL, the “armed” part is rather foundational to the practice of “armed robbery”.
“Money or imma fuck you up good hombre! Uh… just give me a sec… got it!.. wait… it’s here somewhere… man, when you finally see this knife, you gonna be scared!”
Driver: “That’s not a knife. THIS is a car.”