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Noah had 2 of each species in individual, appropriately salted fishbowls in his ark, duh

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but how did he manage to keep the right temperature, salinity, oxygen, luminosity, and nutriments suited for each kind of fish? Surely he was a master engineer and aquarist.

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Noah! Noah! Don’t put the xenia on your main rockwork! Noah!

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Is it more probable that nature should go out of her course or that a man should tell a lie? We have never seen, in our time, nature go out of her course. But we have good reason to believe that millions of lies have been told in the same time. It is therefore at least millions to one that the reporter of a miracle tells a lie.

Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

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Salt water and fresh weather don’t mix. So obviously they built a wall…

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Did Mexico pay for it?

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Aztecs. Or was it Mayans? Whichever had the city of gold and was rich enough to afford building one.

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You gotta remember that in those very ancient times of the flood myths (other cultures and religions in the region have flood myths) The “world” wasn’t the entire planet as we know it now. What they meant was their known world, or the Mediterranean and North African coast.

So it’s very likely that a massive flood maybe caused by an ice age thaw, caused the Mediterranean and ancient coastlines, where humans settled, to flood and destroy all their homes.

I don’t think so, but you can never say it’s isn’t possible that some guy built a barge and put his family, livestock, etc. On it and they survived the floods and thought they were the only ones

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There might have been a flood at some point where some people survived on a boat, but the noah story isn’t based on any such event, it’s just plagiarized from the epic of gilgamesh

Maybe that story was based on a true event, but it wouldn’t involve someone named noah

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I’ve seen pretty strong evidence that the Mediterranean Sea used to not be a sea, and that the flood was the land bridge holding back the ocean failing and allowing the sea to form

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Could be where the flood came in and took out everyone on low ground

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While there are instances of catastrophic floods in the planet’s history, including some that overlap with human existence, I don’t think the story even needs to be based on one of those. Flooding in some areas is pretty common, like the Nile and its yearly flood cycle. People would have been very aware how sudden and dangerous they could be and it wouldn’t have been hard to imagine a flood that just kept rising instead of rising for a bit and then retreating.

The Bible flood mentions it raining for 40 days and nights, which wouldn’t have been a part of a flood caused by a barrier breach. I don’t know if it’s even possible for Earth to support a weather pattern that resulted in 40 straight days of raining at a rate that would cause flooding, so my guess is that the whole story is made up, imagining a flood event taken to extreme levels and using a mechanism that might have seemed reasonable at the time to “explain” it.

And, as more examples of something similar, modern culture includes a smorgasbord of ideas about how civilization can end, some based on historic cases of fallen civilizations, but most based on imagination or extrapolating what’s possible based on what we know.

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Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that, god did it.

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