86 points

“But the body’s just… lying there. Right?”

DM stares

“Right?”

“Yes. Don’t…”

“LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!”

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50 points

For those that haven’t seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

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27 points

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

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15 points

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

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52 points

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy’s feet without Dorothy’s knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

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That’s what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.

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