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Conservapedia, like the incel wiki, are windows into parallel universes and both are proof, that ours isn’t the worst timeline after all.

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76 points

It almost looks like incredibly well done satire

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42 points

Poe’s law.

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Damm, getting a sneak peak on what the enshitification o Wikipedia will be like.

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3 points

Would wikipedia even meet the requirements for that?

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Wikipedia is a volunteer run nonprofit with enough money to be stable. I donate from time to time, but it really isn’t susceptible to enshittification.

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136 points

“Hitler was a socialist! It was in the name!” “China is communist! It’s in the name!” “North korea is communist! It’s in the name!”

“Kamala harris is a communist! She is with the democratic party, but that does not mean she is one. 🤡” “Trumps wouldbe-assassin was not a republican. He might be registered as such, but that does not suit my agenda 🤡.” “Everything i read or hear, i see as fact or not based on what helps me most 🤡”

These people are absolute fucking clowns and it’s impossible to talk or argue with them because they are not grounded in reality. It is exhausting.

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25 points

“Cheesecake is cake! It’s in the name!”

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12 points

Cheesecake is not cake? Have i been living in a lie my entire life?

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23 points

It’s a pie and/or tart. I’m sorry to have to tell you this and strip more of your innocence away.

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15 points

Every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Every word.

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Oh yeah. Then why kamala be dum?

Stupid lib

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10 points

Man, I had to check your post history to know you were messin’ with me. Your conservative impression is spot on.

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7 points

Could you imagine of Adolf Hitler named and said thjngs that were lies with the purpose of manipulating people and getting in power? Thankfully, we live in a timeline where he cant lie

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6 points

I can’t imagine being a voting-age adult and not immediately understanding that these people are full of shit? You don’t even need to know what specific words mean to see what they’re doing. It’s so fucking dumb and childish.

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I can’t imagine being a voting-age adult and not immediately understanding that these people are full of shit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead–crime_hypothesis

Try huffing leaded car fumes for 20 years first. Then immerse yourself in Reagan-Era propaganda for the next 20. Finally, miss out on the biggest bull market in history because you put all your retirement savings in canned tuna and collectible gold coins like all your very wealthy online friends told you to.

Now you’re in your late 60s, your kids and grandkids never talk to you, you’re scrapping by on Social Security after five years of killer inflation, and all you can do every day is sit in a dingy suburban ranch house watching “Mexican Muslims Have Caravaned The Border And Stolen Our Jobs” every waking hour.

There’s a Trump rally in town. All your friends are going. And the booze is free. Who are you voting for in November?

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2 points

There is a growing populace of people who actually believe the world is flat.

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3 points

I mean, it’s not really growing anymore as far as I know.

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5 points

Always create an in group and an out group, these labels aren’t meant to be accurate for them, they don’t care, they just want to have a word for those people there who we don’t like and dehumanize them, if they could they’d just use the N word for everyone

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94 points

Infamous liberal

Adolf Hitler

So…half the conservative base agrees with a librul?

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28 points

Their opinions on reality are not consistent. They will warp their minds into whatever twisted shape is required if they get to hurt the “other” (whoever that happens to be this cycle)

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When it comes to their opinion of Hitler, their mind is shaped like an unbalanced dumbbell. He’s a hero and a villain at the same time, but he’s really only going to stay a villain to them for as long as it is necessary.

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5 points

Their opinions on reality are not consistent.

I’m constantly reminded of that 90s (I think) country song. “You’ve Got to Stand for Something or You’ll Fall for Anything.”

Many of them just keep falling for the next lie, even while the previous lies are being corrected. They never stop for a minute and think the place they are getting their info from is bad.

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No no no. This is Adolf Hitler [bad, because National Socialism Volkswagon Bailout Lost The War].

You’re thinking of Adolf Hitler [good, because Based Chad Hates Immigrants Retvrn To Tradition].

Two totally different guys.

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3 points

Yes, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

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77 points

“everyone I don’t like is a liberal”

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58 points

I wonder why they put Hitler on the list then.

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50 points

They love pretending loke Hitler, the universal symbol for evil, was a socialist. They fuckin’ love fascism and everything he did but they have to pretend like what they’re doing is different.

They also have no idea what “liberal” means, but that’s the case with most words exceeding six letters.

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Similar to socialists being in denial over how antisemitism can get them to go along with fascists. People on the fringes of politics tend not to be able to see themselves for what they are. Communists and Fascists are both authoritarian just with a slightly different grift. But when the fascists play up the greedy capitalist jew angle, the socialists jump on board with fascism along it with the rest of the useful idiots.

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He was a filthy painter, that’s why. Now, if he had painted with a gun…

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11 points

Liberal arts?

#COMMUNIST

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75 points

Hussein. 😪

They just love saying Obama’s middle name like it’s some kind of gotcha. What they don’t seem to get is it doesn’t mean anything unless you’re a racist piece of shit.

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Barack Obama is clearly the cousin of Saddam Hussein, the 20th hijacker on 9/11.

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