- In short: A man is in hospital after he was hit by a whale’s tail while fishing near Tweed Heads.
- Authorities located the men and brought them back to shore.
- The man sustained superficial facial injuries and is in a stable condition.
10 points
I’ve copped a few whales tails in my time but usually I just think “geez Shiela, pull yer pants up” and get on with my day. No need for a bloody hospital visit.
7 points
“Fuck you in particular”
4 points
I thought the tradition was that people were slapped across the face with a trout? Times have changed.
2 points
