51 points

You can also call anything you want a cat, so long as no one else sees it to tell you otherwise.

I’ve adopted 12 winged cats this way. The last person I had over tried telling me “those are vultures, they’re disgusting wild animals, why is there vomit everywhere?!”, but I know the truth. They’re weird cats, and just like any other, they puke.

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13 points

Vultures are supposedly birds, and birds aren’t real, therefore the only logical conclusion is that those “vultures” are actually winged cats.

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35 points

Legal? Yes

Safe? Fuck no

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33 points

But can I take them home? What if they have a collar with a name tag that has my neighbor’s address on it? Or what if they’re wearing a leash being held by a person who won’t stop saying “Please put my cat back down”?

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Take every cat you see home. As for those scenarios:

  1. Your neighbor is trying to trick you so they can have the cat for themselves, don’t fall for it. Take the cat home.
  2. Those weirdos that attached themselves to the cat clearly don’t understand what’s happening, take the cat home
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7 points
  1. An unsupervised cat outside can be detrimental to the environment

  2. An unsupervised cat outside could get gravely injured/killed by vehicles or pos human beings or pos human beings in vehicles or wild animals or drown in sewers or drown in open bodies of water or eat something poisonous or pick up a disease that might be deadly/hard to fight

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15 points

Not sure about cats but:

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6 points

didnt say you can take them home, thats conditional. but you can pick them up and give them a cuddle

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21 points

mroewww

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20 points

🤲grab

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18 points

myaa!-

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8 points

Why is my face missing?

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19 points

Is it okay if the cats are partially/fully human

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11 points

Uhhh

Yes

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