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I like my women like I like my distros. Stable.

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Dangit, and here I am running arch btw

Might need some therapy

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I can fix her

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I’m a nerd and dirt poor, what am I doing wrong?

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You need to install Linux for the money to come.

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Okay, I’m putting together a second PC for Linux Mint, especially as I need Linux for testing.

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take stuff apart and put it back together. install obscure operating systems. build a network and servers for just yourself. put multiple operating systems on the same computer. repair a broken laptop or phone. just fun things like that

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you may have yourself checked, you may be a dork, which is a nerd without marketable abilities

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Oh shit

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You’re not doing work around the house.

Follow me for more insightful thoughts 👍.

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Nerding. Duh.

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No, apparently, just using Linux MIGHT be a red flag…

But, on the other hand, some people also say that Linux nerds are cash cows, so they can’t be that bad I suppose 🤷.

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Why does this sound AI generated

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Nope, there’s a link somewhere in this thread.

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If there’s a link it means a human wrote it!

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You have a point there…

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Literally what is the problem? Who gets offended at shit like that?

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Ummm, I did… if I get to be the cash cow, then honey, you shouldn’t mind being the maid, a perfect mother and my personal sex slave.

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It Catholic Dating…yes…that’s what she’s signing up for.

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Well, I am not trying to justify the person in the post since I do not know who the person personally and what she means; but as a guy, I would also want my partner to be earning good money. You know, to raise a family.

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Completely agree.

But, if I do accept an arrangement where I’m the cash cow, you better be all that I listed above.

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So Catholicism?

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No it doesn’t. Apparently, you can. You just have to be a nerd, make a ton of money, use Linux and hit it off with someone that agrees to live with you.

And I’m already in therapy… not doing much good unfortunately.

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What a catch. No wonder your women become feminists.

You’re all pathetic excuses of “men”. We used to go to war and not expect anything in return. Several decades of comfort has made ya’ll soft.

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Us soft, lol 😂. I agree, but that goes both ways, women have gotten a lot worse than men ever did.

And then they wonder why shivery is dead, why there are no real men… well, you kinda killed the idea of all that when you started not accepting compliments (or plain out right laughing at our faces and calling us corny), seeing everything through the prism of money, started getting pissed off when men would like to treat you as equals on dates and split the bill.

Sorry, I have no respect for those types of women. Sure, there are some that are not like that at all, but they are so few, they’re mostly taken.

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Wow what an alpha you are.

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Don’t mind him, incels gonna incel

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What…

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Oh you read me right.

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