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Man, there’s something about the color balance and lighting that just screams Monty Python sketch to me.

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It looks like a colorized classic sitcom.

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I though it was a C&C red alert screenshot.

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God damn it some necromancer needs to resurrect Westwood from death to get off their asses and make a new Tiberium Sun, Red Alert, and most importantly a new C&C Generals.

You actually cannot purchase C&C Generals, even if you wanted to. And no way to play multiplayer either if you pirated it.

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You can get all the classic C&Cs on Steam and you can play a good chunk of them online using CNC online. I agree though, we need a new C&C Generals.

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7 points

Tactical background

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This is General major Freuding in the official Bundeswehr channel. This guy is a machine, it’s really interesting listening to his analyses. One of the top comments says something like “Kremlin is watching this rn to understand what the fuck is going on in Kursk”

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I would be 0% surprised if someone there copies Germans off of YouTube for their official reports. More time to get hammered, am I right?

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it’s not like they learned how to write reports; russian education has been shit for a few years now, hasn’t it?

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Feuding is a great name for a general

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Is this Nazi shit? I wanted to watch but it’s taken down. But it really has the vibe in the preview screenshot.

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Nah, it’s the official Bundeswehr channel, like OP said. It’s the replacement Germans that are very sorry about that whole thing. Or at least very much supposed to be.

This wasn’t a bait-and-switch joke, haha, I just thought I should link the video we’re all talking about. TBH it won’t play for me, though.

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It’s literally the video from the screenshot

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His analysis is looking spot on.

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Link to the video from the Reddit comments:

https://youtu.be/xP3QTufqxzo

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I thought this was a comedy sketch, then I see it’s the official Bundeswehr channel. What is this timeline?

Edit: I now have a theory https://lemmy.world/comment/11813752

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Idk, that seems a bit too credible for me…

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8 points

He said the F-16 isn’t a game changer, instantly non-credible. If you put a dying flower next to an F-16, it will bloom.

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let me try this with a different faction. /S just in case…

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This looks like something out of Dr Strangelove or an early Bond film. If it weren’t for the modern bezel around the screen, I would not be able to tell the difference.

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I misread bezel as Brezel, and couldn’t tell if you were making a German joke or if there was a hidden pretzel somewhere on the border

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Comparing the art direction of a Bond film to Dr Strangelove, to the point you can’t tell the difference, is something I have never seen before.

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