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sleen@lemmy.zip
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*receives old Zimbabwean dollars

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everett@lemmy.ml
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Monkey paw curls into a thumbs up

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ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world
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i’ll gladly settle for 1% of that.

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Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de
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Thats 10 million. Heck 0.1 % would be good. Thats 1 million

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Klear@lemmy.world
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What the hell, I’d take 0.00000001% of that.

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Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de
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10 cents? That’s not very final puzzle piece filling

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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Silly rabbit, a billionaire isn’t a person!

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BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world
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The amount of money it would take to solve all of my current problems is a rounding error to a billionaire. Hell, if my current place of employment wasn’t circling the drain and I didn’t have to spend 80% (not an exaggeration) of my paychecks on rent I could be treading water financially in a matter of months.

It’s a depressing world to live in, and it gets harder to cope every year. I stopped going to therapy because as I very plainly told my therapist, the only prescription that would do anything for me is a prescription for money. And now I don’t even have the option of therapy since I make too much for poor people insurance.

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Venicon@lemmy.world
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I would like a Billion Pounds please if that’s okay? Exchange rate sucks at the moment.

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slazer2au@lemmy.world
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Pounds in currency or 😏😏😏

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