A Tasmanian paramedic who was fired after he was accused of improperly removing a ping pong ball from a woman’s body has failed in his bid to be reinstated.

The incident occurred in the early hours of December 14, 2020, when a woman called ‘000’ from Old Beach just before 11pm on December 13.

The woman told the operator a ping pong ball was stuck in her vagina, but she was “pretty good” and “just laying there”.

The ambulance arrived at the woman’s house around 4:30am, almost six hours after the initial call for help.

The woman reportedly undressed and lay on the couch, where a female ambulance officer parted her labia.

The male paramedic, who is based out of New Norfolk, then inserted medical forceps into the patient’s vagina “to a sufficient depth to make contact with the ping pong ball”.

He then determined the ping pong ball could not be easily removed and the woman was transported to the Royal Hobart Hospital.

The paramedic was fired in June 2022, almost two years after the incident.

The Commission found the officer was attempting to remove the object, without appropriate training and with an inappropriate instrument, which was outside his scope of practice.

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Meanwhile some poor sod is having no luck at all trying to play table tennis with a ben wa ball.

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The Commission found the officer was attempting to remove the object, without appropriate training and with an inappropriate instrument, which was outside his scope of practice.

This suggests that there is training and specific instruments available for this procedure. I light have expected that in Thailand as this must happen there occasionally but in New Zealand…?

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Tassie isn’t NZ.

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But as an Australian I’m open to swapping them

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Oops

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The way I read this means that paramedics are not supposed to perform interventions they are not trained for, not that there is training available for specifically this and that he hadn’t used it.

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I am very unsure what the right and wrong of this situation are. But did the paramedic not try what pretty much any rational person would try, in an attempt to help the woman?

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In those circumstances, I’d take her to hospital and not have a bit of a prod around.

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Basically, the rules are very strict about what a paramedic can and can’t do.

He acted outside the scope of his training.

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Just stick a keyboard cleaner straw up around the ball and blast it with the cold stuff. Simple as

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