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Ritz Crackers with blocks of off-brand SPAM, american cheese bits and kewpie mayonnaise(lemm.ee)

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bahbah23@lemmy.world
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I’m not a big fan of American cheese, but this shouldn’t be too bad. It’s roughly a ham and cheese sandwich.

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brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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Roughly a third grader’s snack

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Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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Good eye

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These guys are from another planet where this food is appealing:

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Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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fuck I didnt even realize i made lunchables… god damn I think I need an MRI

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Poutinetown@lemmy.ca
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Honestly this would be pretty gourmet if you spread the mayo, go with two square Ritz instead one a round one, and cut the cheese/spam into square.

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cygnus@lemmy.ca
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And stack it like:

ham

cheese

mayo

cracker

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Poutinetown@lemmy.ca
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I’d add another cracker on top too, but that’s optional

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Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.eeOP
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i didnt know ritz had squarez.

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Poutinetown@lemmy.ca
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Squarez Ritz: gourmetz editionez

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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off-brand SPAM

Lips and assholes scraped from the very bottom of the barrel!

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MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
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I like musubi, but the price of Spam is ridiculous right now. I’ll stick to my other choice of lips and asshole scraped from the very bottom of the barrel for now, bologna.

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