“And don’t even get me started on the way she sighs,” he said. “It definitely has something to do with me, even though people sigh for a million different reasons, like if they’re tired or stressed or something. I’m definitely not going to ask her about any of those things, though, because I don’t really view her as a full person. It just gives off a very bitchy, passive aggressive vibe.”

Tbf, my sigh is passive aggressive. It saves me from being fully aggressive.

as a single male with no kids, no career, and no ambition getting a woman to sigh at me is a huge win

“You’re prettier when you smile”

Man refuses to listen and wonders why he got a sigh