41 points

Damnit somebody should just do a Franz Ferdinand to Putin so we could get this bullshit foreplay over with

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I can’t believe it’s taken me until now to notice the link between the artist’s name and song name in the historical context. Great song btw, karaoke favourite.

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If rather be blue balled but if I had to make a request can we try to beat luis carrero blanco’s height record

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for proper analogy they’d shoot Lukashenko

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And also that Lukashenko was widely known for preferring a more reasonable policy toward Ukraine, and he was set to inherit the presidency upon Putin’s death, and that Putin was like right about to die because he became the leader of Russia like 68 years ago

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sad to think this probably is the best opportunity north-koreans will have to flee from their country

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Ukraine takes prisoners, so immediately surrendering is a pretty good escape plan. Just make sure to avoid the Russian troops dedicated to killing deserters.

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Avoid, frag, potayto, potahto.

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Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

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They’ll probably only send people with families so they can take them in hostage if a soldier flees

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To flee North Korea requires playing a long game, marry someone you hate.

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The “I Want To Live” project is going to need a bunch of Korean translators.

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You would also need interpreters fluent in North Korean dialect. They have been so thoroughly isolated for so long that their language is diverging from Korean spoken in the rest of the world.

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Putin: Blyat, am need more bodies for war. Where to find idiot who sells cannon fodder? President Kim, my good friend!

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