98 points

Just detach the blades. You can always re-attach them when you’ve landed.

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Works as a secret weapon too.

Oh you think I’ve been disarmed? *smirks* AMATEUR *violently ejects rotor blades in all directions*

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23 points

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4 points

What is this from? Looks pretty cool

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The angle of the top of his feet/boots remind me of the Ron DeSantis boot thing - where he’s actually using a platform type setup to gain height.

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I was just thinking the entire rotor assembly detaches and the helocopter falls away from it. But I think I like your idea better.

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7 points

For ejection, the blades come off.

For combat, whole-rotor Beyblade.

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13 points

That’s what the Ka-50 does

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6 points

I love jigsaw puzzles.

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4 points

I doubt you’ll need to if you already had to eject.

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67 points

Hear me out:

Seats that drop out of the bottom of the helicopter

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That way, the pilots can get to the ground first and cushion the impact of the helo 👌

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17 points

Just do a barrel roll while ejecting so you shoot up. Try not to hit your wingman with your copilot tho

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24 points

F-104 did it first!

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14 points

Did it work? Like are the test subjects still alive lol that sounds like rear decapitation city

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I think the main problem with down-firing ejector seats was that they require a minimum altitude to work.

https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/1439/is-there-a-minimum-altitude-for-ejection-seats

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9 points

Some Russian helicopters do this

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34 points

How many of those are intentional?

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49 points

Attach the ejector seat TO the helicopter blades so that they both eject and you get a cool propeller and can fly around and it can shoot lasers and stuff too.

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22 points

Just eject the damaged parts. Viola

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Who brings a damaged viola to a warzone?

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5 points

playing with legos be like

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4 points

I’ll get you next time, Gadget!

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42 points

Eject the helicopter not the seat. Duh.

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8 points

Shoot the hostage!

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8 points

Too hard to accelerate the helicopter’s larger mass to Mach 19. You might still damage the helicopter on the rotor blades.

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So basing off another comment. Have the Ejection seat tied to the rotor and shaft (not in a way that the chair spins. Duh)

Then (as long as rotor hasn’t disintegrated) you can eject the seat with the rotor, thus minimizing filet chances… Whilst also floating to the ground softly like those whirly paper helicopter things you played with as a kid

Boom. Parachute free ejection seat

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58 points

Hold up, let him cook

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Nah, just do it like they did in WW1; synchronize the ejection to the rotor blades so you fly through the gap, clean as a whistle.

(Please don’t ask about our experiments with the earlier WW1 method of “Fuck it, just shoot the propeller sometimes, it’ll be fine”. Turns out that doesn’t work so great when you replace bullets with people.)

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Didn’t they also put some sort of armoring on the propellers back then?

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Some planes did, but early on they mostly just freeballed it. Turns out propellers are really big and heavy, and they can take a few bullets without breaking. Armour actually makes it more likely that fragments of bullets will fly back at the pilot.

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