67 points
Get creative. Tell them that their father left their mom for you and now he’s your daddy instead of theirs.
42 points
Call of Daddy
29 points
You stepped in it, so step up and get that little bastard into a positive K/DR.
Catching grenades with your face isn’t going to make your dad come home, Billy. He’s just growing more disappointed and doesn’t even know why at this point.