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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’(www.theonion.com)

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Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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When my sister first got her TI-82, she had to solve the equation ((3 x 30) + 5) x (850-7). It turned her lesbian. We should all boycott scientific calculators, too!

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solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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niiiiiice 8008135

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CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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This isn’t sarcasm. This is literally the line of thinking from Republicans

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Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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TRANSistors!?! Electronics are of the devil, burn them all! /s

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Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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Now they’re putting their transmission in our cars!?!

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Rediphile@lemmy.ca
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This also further explains their hatred of public TRANSit

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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Religious fanatics have been saying “technological progress = evil” since the beginning of time.

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dumbass@leminal.space
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Better rip the transmission out your truck before the gay gets to it.

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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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The torque CONVERTER is coming for your kids!

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dumbass@leminal.space
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Drag races are corrupting our youth!

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expatriado@lemmy.world
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they refuse to leave home and become part of the transit system

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ch00f@lemmy.world
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Though they have cut down on trans fats which is good.

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Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works
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Keyboard app makers shohld do an ‘oopsie’ and agressively auto-correct spelling errors to ‘trans’.

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cybervseas@lemmy.world
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I have to look up the trans schedule for tomorrow.

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