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Fire good.

Beer. Good also.

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Haha, yes! Easy to be happy, if by happy you mean stave off existential dread for a few hours.

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Sounds like dad found enlightenment

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I heard the crackling and popping when I read your comment

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I felt it

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Namaste 🙏

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Some men just want to watch the fire burn.

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There’s something about fire that moves humanity.

The crackle, the flicker, the scent of smoke and wood, the glowing warmth that caresses away chills. It’s hypnotic, and on such a primal level that we don’t always notice it.

Staring into a fire, just in the moment is meditative. Your mind can either roam free, or empty itself out to let you float in the now.

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The wheel and lever people will never understand this.

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But the people putting the wheel, lever, and fire together are really going places.

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Screw those guys. They can take a long walk off a short inclined plane.

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it’s been a safe place for a million+ years. Fire has your back.

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It does?! PUT IT OUT YOU JERK!

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Keeps the demons away

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The true question is why didn’t Anon come and join his dad next to the fire.

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Anon is also autistic. (Genetics are a bitch)

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