11 points
I love how everyone is debating “Sells that information to companies”, but no one’s talking about “knows everything you do”.
4 points
Neil “Scary Trousers” Gaiman
7 points
???
43 points
I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
13 points
I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
1 point
53 points
There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
19 points
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.
7 points
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker
Reject the wretched
I want to kill him!
That capitalist pig
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
4 points
