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“Oh my God!” - God

I think God is, by definition, an atheist, though, since God must not believe in a higher power.

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I feel like God would have the capacity to realize he is the higher power. Nothing says there has to be a higher power at each level.

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Well in that case I’m not atheist. I belong to species of higher power on this planet.

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My mom after feeding me canned green beans for years watching me wolf down green beans at my house

“You hated veggies when you were a kid.”

…sure, mom

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I looked my mother in the eyes after a long day once and responded to a similar statement with “No, I hated your chilli when I was a kid.”

She really does make the absolute worst chilli I’ve ever tasted. It’s so bland. There is almost no chilli powder in it, just some salt and a little bit of pre-ground pepper from a packaged salt/pepper shaker. The recipe amounts to “throw some hamburger and tomato sauce with canned beans in a pot and cook it for an hour and then add random amounts of all THREE seasonings”

It’s a wonder I survived to be able to cook on my own.

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Was the chili really that bad you had to hurt your mother’s feelings about it? I feel you hated more than just her chili…

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The real reason is that unhealthy food contains ingredients that were rarer for our ancestors to obtain. Dense caloric food meant surviving a winter, but our winter never comes.

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but our winter never comes

Sad George R. R. Martin noises

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So the question is…

Who was he referring to when he said “oh my god”?

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His son.

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Semantics aside, Jesus is supposed to be the physical embodiment of god, so wouldn’t it still pretty much just be the same guy?

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This is a very debated question which mostly depends on which Christian confession you belong to.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity

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I still don’t understand why the cooking skill of my parents sucked this bad. I started cooking on my own when I moved out and even after just a bit of practise and good recipes you can cook tasty meals. How do you go on 50 years failing this, I don’t understand. If I see another bowl of dry rice, canned peas and ready marinated chicken from some discounter I’m going to throw up.

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