11 points

Why not test the reflective aerosol plume over Harvard?

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I’ve watched Snowpiercer. I know how this ends.

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unfortunately we also know how runaway greenhouse effect ends.

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Sci-fi has assured me that Venus has the hottest babes, but they’re awful cagey about what kind of hot.

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I’ve seen a bunch of Terminator style movies where an AI slices, dices, scorches and/or nukes humanity to oblivion long before climate change gets us. I have it on good authority that we don’t need worry about the temperature change.

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7 points

Neal Stephenson in shambles…

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Netherworld inconsolable. Punjab overjoyed.

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And poor Laks…

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The school that had 22000 stolen corpses from indigenous and enslaved people as of 2022 didn’t consider indigenous people? Shocking.

When you just google “harvard human remains”, there’s so many different results, you have to be more specific. Did you mean the 7000 bodies they kept for eugenics research, the organ smuggling ring in 2023, the book bound in human skin?, the routine grave robbing during the 1800s?

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Jesus. I always assumed there was creepy, evil “rich people doing weird shit” kinda stuff going on behind the scenes there, but this is worse than the masked-bloodpact-orgy-dressup deal I imagined.

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Harvard makes irl super villains. Just have a glance at their alumni.

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They should just harvest a huge block of ice from a comet and drop it in the ocean.

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Makes sense.

  1. Create a massive rocket
  2. Burn a massive amount of rocket fuel to get it into space
  3. Surround the comet ice in enough artificially made heat resistant materials so it doesn’t burn up in the atmosphere
  4. Use more rocket fuel to angle the giant ball of ice so it doesn’t burn up on re-entry
  5. Burn some more fuel to slow down its descent once inside the atmosphere so it doesn’t crash into the earth, ending all life in the immediate area
  6. Drop the ball of unsalted ice in the ocean
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29 points

…it’s a Futurama reference

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Hahhaha. Totally missed that. I just assumed it was a joke.

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Fun fact, the kinetic energy a comet would gain from falling into the Earth’s gravity well is around 60MJ/kg, more than two orders of magnitude greater than the energy which would be absorbed by it melting (0.33MJ/kg).

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  1. Make a tv show with this reference in it.
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11 points

Once and for all

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What if we did just that.

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