27 points

Or have they gone sane? Who’s really mad, here?

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https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Wonko_the_Sane

“Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”

—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.

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18 points

Next up: we train rats to only prefer blue bubbles.

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3 points

I don’t know, rats are pretty smart.

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4 points

Count me in

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1 point

Name Checks out, let this rat participate!

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Mac users to a T.

Btw, why to a T and not some other letter?

Anti Commercial-AI license

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Apparently, it’s a difficult letter in old typography, so it’s a marker for good quality work.

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What’s the test for Linux user’s fantasizes moral superiority?

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