🤔 What does a lobster diver taste like?

Like it must be crunchy due to the equipment and bones. And then the bubbles from the equipment must be a unique experience. And since they eat a lot of lobster they must be quite tasty.

But then you do pay later with indigestion due to the suit.

I heard a story a while back about A SCUBA diver that was sort of swallowed by a whale. He was allegedly all the way in, then the whale spat him out and he was only bruised. It appeared to be an accident. But if I remember correctly, the credibility of the story was in question.

Sooooo… not sure why I answered. Well I’m this far now…

Don’t worry, whales don’t attack humans in the wild

Only at theme parks

sure but if i’m in the position where the silver lining is “that whale can’t actually swallow you” i feel like i’m already done for.
if nothing else i can’t imagine that being in the mouth of a whale would be good for my micromort intake

…yet