2 points
😂😂😂
4 points
He is busy chasing a couch on Air Force 2 across the country.
11 points
if ever there were a couch that indeed looked thoroughly fucked…
smh
4 points
The poor thing! I shudder to think of the unspeakable things he must have done to her.
4 points
12 points
These jokes are gonna follow the man until he escapes public life, and even then only because the red state backwater he flees to will most likely publicly beat anyone who even mentions a cushion in his presence.
Weirdos have no sense of humor.
12 points
His girlfriend’s what?
