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If they want a dick pick. All they have to do is ask.

I won’t judge.

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If you stop having kids, who the fuck am I going to send to my war??

  • ouR Congress
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Drones. The answer is drones.

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We still need kids to pilot the drones!

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Nah, we just need kids to play war video games as training data for AI killing machines. Congress might pitch it as an AI jobs program.

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Those are expensive.

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Of course those genitals are important! If they don’t do that, then their god will not magically fix said problems. They themselves are of course powerless to do anything about it. Far too busy lining their and their donors pockets!

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Inflation is out of control. Housing is unaffordable. The healthcare system is broken. Everyone is drowning in student debt. Ecosystems are collapsing. We’re constantly on the brink of war.

This is a better description of Trump’s presidency than Biden’s, especially right now when inflation is not out of control, and Biden has done everything he can to forgive student loans.

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That’s how it always works. Republicans shit in the bed, but it’s only uncovered after a Democrat gets elected. Then they fix everything, only for the next republican to start the process over.

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And it’s still the Democats fault, because under the Repubican’s rule, the shit was still covered nicely.

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The real problem is pronouns. We have to get rid of them. Nothing but proper nouns.

“George likes proper nouns in George’s sentences.”

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