28 points
There is like a 50% hit rate on reading comprehension of your 11-word question.
4 points
22 points
A trash heap where it fucking belongs.
There isn’t a thing that you can put ketchup on that a good BBQ sauce or hot sauce isn’t better on. I will die on this hill.
4 points
3 points
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2 points
8 points
21 points
Hot dogs
3 points
3 points
2 points
20 points
Nipples
19 points
hashbrowns
19 points
7 points
Sometimes! I make mine with onions, peppers, and carrots. My favorite diner doesn’t shred them, just slices them thin. Some places bake them instead of frying them, too. There’s a hashbrown for every occasion, they’re not just tinier french fries.
Also, okay, I know it’s relatively rare to french your fries these days, but it’s even more unheard of to french a hashbrown. (I’d totally eat a frenched hashbrown, though.)
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