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The floor is Java(sh.itjust.works)

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SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!

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CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml
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Are you a recruited? JavaScript is not Java.

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NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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And horseshit is not dogshit.

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AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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are you seriously so devoted to a programming language that you heard someone say java was shit and assumed they must be talking about javascript

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WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works
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Codex@lemmy.world
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You currently owe Oracle $500MM in unpaid licensing fees for this floor.

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xep@fedia.io
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Oh, shit. Step on it! Quick!

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Aceticon@lemmy.world
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“Will horrors never cease?!”

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carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee
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Imagine trying to find shoes that don’t look like clown shoes when your toes are that spread.

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camr_on@lemmy.world
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He built like a kingdom hearts character

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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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I wear a men’s 14. That’s bad enough.

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CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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My brother in arms feet.

The struggle is real.

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teft@lemmy.world
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Skate shoes should work. They almost always have a large toe box.

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datelmd5sum@lemmy.world
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This person will never wear Adidas shoes.

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