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Tom Cruise pays me $50/month for my toenail clippings.

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He pays $100/month if you cry while you clip them.

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Fifty bucks a month is all I need, I don’t have to live like Rockefeller to be happy.

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You can donate the other fifty to Project Chanology.

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8 points

Where do I sign up?

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He’s sells them to me for $35. What’s his game?

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7 points

No game, he’s just broke at the end of the month.

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It’s $20 a month to play his game.

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When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.

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I can hear this post

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