Ball contains granulated sugar, brown sugar, softened butter, and vanilla paste. True nectar of the gods levels of delicious. Ball was formed by the really wacky & cool physics in my food processor.
Sale price is nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.
I’ll bid three felted cat hair balls, humanely harvested from organic free range cats in my house. While not a delicious, they are far more durable, and fun to throw harmlessly at friends and family.
I’ll trade you The Ninja Who’s Always Behind Me But Too Sneaky To Be Seen. I’ve been trying to catch that slippery fuck for six years now, and never seen so much as glimpse. Everyone says there’s no Ninja behind me, but I know it’s just that they’re too good to be seen just by getting looked at, like some common bozo.
How can you be so certain this “ninja” will respect the terms of this trade?
I am trying to find sm equal value but i am cornered about its structural longevity.
For how long have you had it? Maybe it needs a special storage container?
I can ship it in an electromagnetic-suspension capsule if you’re very concerned, will only increase shipping cost by $10K
Sadly enough money is of no value to me and i do believe you deserve a fair deal.
I have a “a deck of blue eyeswhite dragon yugioh card”, which derived its extra rare value from the fact i found it near a empty playground having spot it from over 10m away, as a kid while i owned no cards myself. Meaning this one card was now my entire deck.
But i would need to look for it trough my old junk and i dont remember its condition. I dont think itl suffice.
I could offer a cubic rock i found at gizah, egypt with the same color as the pyramids but that one is priceless.
I’ll offer almost a half of a 1980 Canadian penny that I have left over from smelting for the copper content.
Is half a 1980 penny already worth nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents?