70 points

What’s more embarrassing, this or Kursk the submarine randomly exploding?

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This.

The Russians are famous for losing ships. They’ve been doing it for fucking years. They lost what two whole fleets to the Japanese a hundred years ago. So, they are just bound to lose a fleet or two in whatever engagement they are in. I’m surprised they haven’t lost one with their African excursions latelt.

Whereas with this, they are supposedly a near peer to the US in land air war (they aren’t). Invasions of Russia tend to turn out poorly. So if this sticks it is just humiliating.

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Just because I get a kick out of watching it every once in a while, here is an entertaining summary of the Russo-Japanese war.

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I prefed Drachinefel’s video on it, and all the fuckery the Chamcatchka got up to.

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Wasn’t there like this whole expedition where a Russian fleet sallied forth to sail basically to Japan or something and they were so fucking incompetent it’s a wonder they didn’t drain the ocean?

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Yeah, that was I think the Baltic fleet (might have been Black Sea) going over to do some revenge on the primitive Japanese after the Japanese sunk the Russian Asian fleet.

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God I want to see them lose a fleet in CAR it would be funnier than losing to a country without a navy

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They lost what two whole fleets to the Japanese a hundred years ago.

yeah that one makes me want to see a repeat. it was so perfect, the ideal intersection of hubris vs skill and hilarious ‘doubling down’ on failed adventurism.

just on that note, hey, China, the nine dash thing isn’t working. Instead of picking a fight with the entire south pacific, perhaps… take a cue from the Russo-Japanese war - look north man, there’s shittons of resources up there, and space… tons of space. Hell, get Yongmingcheng back and just… see where it goes.

THE REST OF THE WORLD WILL NOT COME TO RUSSIA’S AID. Give it a nibble, russia’s had ages to exploit these resources and barely sprinkled the lands with their people.

You could fight everyone in the south pacific over taiwan, or, you could fight the second best army in russia. So many benefits.

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I’m sure they could come up with a bullshit map somewhere to justify it. Just send it Trump with a sharpie or something.

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41 points

Poor Plan Putin at it again

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Meme name seconded

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Vlad Luck Brian

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👏

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Truly a master strategist

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Dang Putz is looking fine.

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