44 points
Covfefe
18 points
13 points
If my coffee maker saw that in the morning, I would have to secure my property. Castle doctrine.
6 points
6 points
My coffee maker is an electric kettle and a Chemex. Trump probably couldn’t even figure out how to do it.
5 points
5 points
Jokes on you, my coffee maker is me
4 points
What?