Okay sure… Your daughter was kidnapped or whatever… But who the fuck names their daughter “Virginity”
If you come round my place, you might see me cleaning my guns. This might make you scared. Unless you’re carrying yours and it isn’t completely disassembled for cleaning, which would put me at a significant disadvantage. Unless your gun is too dirty to function properly, then the advantage will be back to me.
At that point, I would suggest just carefully pulling my daughter’s virginity out of your pocket, setting it on the floor, and telling my daughter she should get back to doing the dishes because the date is cancelled. Also that she should respect me again. And then leave.
“You remember what I told you when she first brought you home? Whatever you do to her, I will do to you twice as hard. Now take off those pants.”
Can he even remain mad at that point? He’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.
– Sorry, sir. Was she using it for something?
“Nah, she gave it to me”
Alternatively: “Yes, but now she has mine.”