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Option 3 is the best ngl

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Brendon! Brendon come here for a sec.

Yeah coach?

Brendon I have something to tell you. It’s something important. Never fall in love Brendon. It’s not worth it, you don’t have what it takes.

Uh huh

Love is an alpha male’s game Brendon. Do you know what an alpha male is?

Uh, yeah I think s…

An alpha male is the strongest man in a tribe, Brendon. They did this study with wolves, turns out the alphas get all the ladies. Chicks really eat that stuff up. You’re what’s called a beta, Brendon. You’ve just got no chance, you’re better off not even trying.

Uh, are you an alpha male, coach?

I’m a sigma male Brendon. Sigma, there’s a difference. Means I’m a lone wolf, I don’t follow the rules Brendon. The ladies can’t handle that, it intimidates them. If you think about it that’s even more alpha than the alpha males. I read it online.

Uh huh. Where’d you read that coach?

The Internet Brendon, the information superhighway. Lot of information on there. A lot of information some people, betas, aren’t ready to hear Brendon. It’s sorta subversive, off the beaten path. The kind of information they don’t want people to know.

Who’s"they"?

Brendon why don’t you worry about getting out there and actually kicking the ball. And don’t fall in love, that’s important.

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i love this cartoon. i still have a hard time hearing h jon in all the other cartoons because his voice is most perfect for mcguirk

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You should check out the show before this one Dr Katz, Professional Therapist! It’s made by a lot of the same people and has H Jon Benjamin in as far as I know his first voice over role!

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What’s it from? I couldn’t help but read it in the voice of Rick Sanchez. Replace Brenden with Morty and it kinda works

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Home Movies

And while checking it was called “Home Movies” instead of “Home Videos”, I discovered that it’s all on YouTube.

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZsAZF5hQPWnYUCrUuFneVxu6lWOF1qbw

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Home Movies was such a great show!

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Hard drugs fill the void alright. But only temporarily. Being in addiction is all consuming

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Just creates a new void that constantly needs to be filled with more drugs. It does simplify things a lot, drugs go in = good is about the extent of your preoccupations.

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Maybe you need to make some drastic changes in your life, move to a new place, things like that. Not before you start with taking the steps to stop. I hope you find a solution that works for you mate, I was in the deep, deep end at some point in my life and if I managed to turn it around I’m confident you can too. Best of luck.

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Anon tries heroin

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